Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the beer hunting Bruguru. His ongoing mission, to explore strange news bars, to seek out new and exciting brews….to boldly go where no beer lover has gone before……
Where does a beer enthusiast turn for new and exciting brews when
he’s sampled suds from all the inhabited continents, rummaged through liquor
stores far and wide, sat in bars and brewpubs until the wee hours of the
night while sipping gently and tapping away at the keys of a laptop entering
tasting notes?
Why to the final frontier, of course. Romulan Ale isn’t really brewed
in space, but it was the concept of the brew that intrigued me. You see,
it’s a rare combination of two of my favorite hobbies, beer and science
fiction, and I’d long wondered why some microbrewery out there didn’t
contract with Paramount to sell a Romulan Ale on the market long ago. Surely
it would be a success with beer trekkers everywhere?
Recently, I found out that there is in fact a Romulan Ale being sold
here in the United States, at the Star Trek Experience attraction in
Las Vegas. The Star Trek Experience is a combination of museums, mock-ups of
bridges and decks from Star Trek ships, and even a restaurant named after
Quark’s bar where you can feast on such dishes as the Wrap of Khan,
Isolinear Chips and Dip, or even Klingon Gagh.
You can purchase Romulan ale in their gift shop for about $13 a six-pack. I
am not sure if singles are available, and I don’t know if it is sold in
liquor stores. If it is, I have never heard so. It’s a genuine beer, but
unfortunately its not brewed by a microbrewery. Instead production has been
contracted out by Paramount to Cerveceria La Costancia in El Salvador.
The bottle is clear glass that allows the deep indigo blue color of the brew
to show through. Obviously, the Romulans have never heard of the
Reinheitsgebot, since this beer is heavily dyed with food coloring. The neck
has a gold foil wrapping, and the green and blue label features the symbol
of the Romulan Star Empire emblazoned upon it.
Romulan Ale pours to a deep, dark, indigo blue color with a thick and
equally blue head formation that is spritzy and short-lived. A quick whiff
of the nose reveals a little skunking present and not much else. The palate
is watery and bland; very uninteresting. There’s an oh-so-faint hint of hops
present but in no way does it save the beer. The finish is equally
monotonous. As a curiosity, this beer is worth buying a bottle to display in
your living room. I don’t recommend it for your refrigerator.
In Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, Dr. McCoy presents Captain
Kirk with a bottle of Romulan Ale, to which Kirk replies, “Now Bones, you
know this stuff is illegal.” Now we know why.
And remember, try a new beer today, and drink outside the box.
*Pricing data accurate at time of review or latest update. For reference only, based on actual price paid by reviewer.
(B)=Bottled
(D)=Draft